Waaargh! Hazug!

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 Waaargh! Hazug!

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Leaving Cuddles inside the battlewagon the three orks and Ratish all exited via the main rear ramp to see how badly damaged it was. Reversing into the tree had caused the battlewagon to throw a track and bent some of the wheels out of alignment. This had been further compounded when the shell went off and tore apart what remained of the track on that side.

“Well dis aint somethin’ dat I can fix.” Two Heads said.

“Den we’ll ‘ave to walk back.” Hazug said, “We may be able to ‘itch a lift when we gets to da road.”
”Oh I aint leavin’ me wagon ‘ere like dis.” Two Heads replied, “Who knows who’ll come along and start nickin’ bits of it?”

Hazug was about to agree when he heard a groan from the other side of the battlewagon and he drew his pistol.

“Dare’s one left.” He said and Drazzok snorted.
”Let me guess, ya got dat bit of information from ya cunnin’ Blood Axe brain yeah?” he said.

“Plus master ‘eard ‘im.” Ratish added and then he yelped as Drazzok kicked him into a nearby bush.

Hazug and Two Heads led the way, ach one with their weapon held up in front of them. As they rounded the battlewagon they saw the hooded figure that Hazug had shot in the leg. Evidently he had survived the fall and was now regaining consciousness.

“’Oid it right dare!” Hazug yelled as both he and Two Heads aimed their weapons. Then the figure turned towards them rapidly and its hood fell away to reveal the deformed head and overly large teeth.

The other orks crept closer, staring at the deformed ork looking back at them and breathing heavily.

“I reckon ya got some questions to answer lad.” Hazug said but all of a sudden the ork lashed out at him, not with any of the limbs Hazug had expected an attack from but instead from a clawed arm that unexpectedly appeared from beneath his cloak, “Crap!” Hazug exclaimed as he leapt backwards just in time to avoid being raked by the claw. There followed a sudden burst of gunfire as Two Heads opened fire and the deformed ork shuddered under multiple bullet hits and fell flat on his face.

“Wot is dat?” Two Heads asked as they all crept closer. Then the other asked, “Why’s it got an extra arm?”

“Why’s ya got an extra ‘ead?” Drazzok asked in response and both of Two Heads scowled, looking ready to drive the butt of his rifle into the weirdboy’s face as he generally did whenever that question was raised. However, before he could strike the deformed ork suddenly sat up again and hissed at them, an abnormally long tongue sticking out of its mouth.

“Geddim!” Hazug yelled and he and Two Heads leapt forwards and began kicking the ork on the ground with their heavy booted feet. Drazzok joined in as well, swinging his staff like a club as he too rained blows down on the ork while Ratish just jumped up and down and cheered, “Dat’s it, we got ‘im.” Hazug said eventually and the three orks stepped back to observe their handiwork. The dead ork at their feet had taken a severe beating that had broken numerous bones but its deformities remained obvious to see, in particular the additional arm that terminated in three large claws instead of a hand and the strangely shaped tongue.

“So wot was ‘e den?” Two Heads asked.

“I dunno.” Hazug said, “But I reckon we needs to get da body back to da city and ‘ave a doc take a look at it.”

“Dat’s a long way to carry a body.” Two Heads pointed out.

“Yeah.” Hazug agreed, “Especially if ‘is mates is still ‘angin’ around and waitin’ to ambush me on da way back.”

Both of Two Heads let out a low growl.

“I’ll ‘ave to come with ya won’t I?” one asked and the other added, “Just in case ya is attacked.” And Hazug nodded.

 

A Blood Axe, a gretchin with a squig on a leash, a weirdboy and a two-headed Evil Sun who were carrying a body wrapped in a blanket was an unusual sight on the road, unusual enough that quite a number of passing ork drivers reduced their speed from ludicrously unsafe to merely extremely fast to try and get a better look. However, as out of the ordinary as the sight of them was it was not enough to get any of them to stop and offer the trio a lift, much to Two Heads’ annoyance. As an Evil Sun speed was everything to him and if there was one thing that could be said about travelling on foot, it was not that it was fast.

“If Gork and Mork ‘ad meant for us to be walkin’ everywhere,” one of him said, invoking the names of the two primary ork gods as he struggled under the weight of the dead ork while it was his turn to carry it and then the other continued with, “den dey wouldn’t ‘ave given us da ability to drive wagons.”

 

Mek Torlok was having difficulty in figuring out why the pump was faulty. It was supposed to take fuel from the large storage tank at the side of the mining camp to wear it would drive the generators that powered the facility and would also be used to fuel the vehicles the orks here owned. The mekboy took a step back and frowned as he attempted to determine what the problem was. To help his concentration he kicked a nearby gretchin and all of a sudden he had a flash of inspiration. Turning to the tool bag he had set down on the ground nearby he rummaged through it until he found the biggest hammer he could.

“Right den.” He said as he stepped up to the pump once more, “Kop dis.” And he struck the pump as hard as he could. There was a loud ‘Clang!’ when the hammer struck the pump, followed by a rumbling and then the pump suddenly sprang to life and Mek Torlok grinned, “Job’s a good ‘un.” He said as he turned to put the hammer away.

The hooded figure that lunged at him caught him by surprise, but he reacted in time to swing the hammer at his mystery assailant and was rewarded by a satisfying ‘crunch’ as teeth were knocked loose.

Gunfire attracted Torlok’s attention and he turned to where a pair of orks that worked at the mine were firing a belt fed weapon at the perimeter wall where orks that Torlok did not know were climbing over it.

“Dammit!” he exclaimed, “I told dat squigbrain Runnug dat we needed more lads to keep watch.” He added to himself, referring to the nob in charge of the mine. Then he began to run towards his hut where he kept not only his more advanced tools but also several custom weapons of his own design.

Along the way another ork rushed at him armed only with a basic club and this struck Torlok as odd. The weapon was the sort of thing that a wildboy would carry, whereas this ork had clearly been introduced to civilisation and ought to be carrying something more deadly. A swing of Torlok’s hammer knocked the ork out of the way and he rushed into the hut he called home. Inside the hut was filled with old projects that Torlok had either never finished or had taken apart to use the components for something else. But hanging on the wall amongst these was the weapon Torlok was looking for, a bulky custom-built energy weapon that needed both hands to operate. Dropping the hammer, he pulled it from the wall and pulled the starting cord. Immediately the weapon roared into life and electricity arced between contacts at the muzzle.

“Let’s rock.” Torlok said to himself as he strode outside.

The attacking orks had broken into small groups now and Torlok directed his weapon towards one of these, a trio of orks wearing clothing that identified them as being from different clans. Then he squeezed the trigger lever of his weapon and there was a screeching sound as lightning leapt from the muzzle to envelop all three of them. The orks shuddered and fell, convulsing as they lay on the ground with electricity still arcing over them.

“’Ow d’ya like dat den?” Torlok yelled. Then he heard something land on the roof on his hut and he ceased fire as he turned and looked up.

The creature looking back down at Torlok was not an ork or any other form of greenskin for that matter. The creature had a bulbous head and a mouth filled with large teeth. Then Torlok noticed that it possessed four arms, one pair ending in recognisable hands while the other pair terminated in three-clawed hands. Torlok lifted his custom blaster, intending to strike down the alien beast with lightning. But the alien’s reflexes were faster and it leapt down at him, knocking the weapon aside with a clawed hand. Landing on top of Torlok it pinned the ork to the ground and let out a hiss as it opened it mouth wide. But rather than biting into Torlok’s face as the ork expected the alien’s tongue suddenly extended and the tip struck him in the neck. Almost immediately Torlok began to feel light headed and his vision blurred. Then the alien leapt off him and for a moment he was sure that he heard it speaking to him in his mind.

“Get up.” It commanded and Torlok did as he was ordered. Then another ork came walking around his hut.

“We needs wagons.” Graffgan said and Torlok grinned.
”Den ya came to da right ork.” He replied.

 

After stopping for the night in a cave the group made it back to the city at about midday the next day and they proceeded directly towards the street where Hazug and Two Heads lived. The fortifications they were having built showed some signs of progression and a large number of gretchin were currently working on the section beside Hazug’s house. Meanwhile a pair of vehicles was parked in the street. One of these was a tracked armoured vehicle that was of human origin that now mounted a large turret mounted cannon and like the battlewagon this vehicle was painted bright red. The second vehicle was a lightweight six wheeled truck and rather than being painted in the red of the Evil Suns it was painted in a grey and green camouflage pattern that matched Hazug’s clothing. From the way orks were loading up both vehicles it appeared that they were both being prepared for a long journey.

“It’s Hazug!” a human voice called out and Hazug looked towards the source of the sound to see Rhia pointing in his direction while her other arm was held tightly by one of the madboys. In response to this the gathered orks all turned and smiled as they saw the group walking towards them down the road.

“Boss!” one of Two Heads’ Evil Suns called out as he walked forwards to meet them, “Where ya been?”

“Walkin’ Gorrid.” One of Two Heads replied as he dropped the corpse he had been holding over his shoulder onto the ground, “Get dat inside.” The other head added and he pointed to the body.

“Yes boss.” Gorrid said and he bent down to pick it up.

“Take it to me kitchen.“ Hazug told Gorrid and then he looked down at Ratish, “Go find a dok. Get ‘im to come ‘ere. I wants to know wot we is up against before we ‘eads back out to fetch Two Heads’ wagon.”

“Yes master. Ratish not be long.” Ratish replied and then he rushed away.
”Hazug! It really is you! You’re safe!” Sophie cried out from the door to his house and she ran to him and threw her arms around him.

“Wot’s dat for?” he asked as she released her grip.

“We were worried.” Sophie told him, “All of us. Well, not Mayleth.”

“So is dat why me trukk’s parked out in da street den?” Hazug said, looking at the truck and Sophie nodded.
”Gorrid decided that we needed to come and look for you.” She replied, “But Two Heads’ rhino can’t carry many passengers because of that big gun so he decided to borrow your truck as well. We were just loading up.”
”Well dare’s no need any more.” Hazug said, “I is back.” Then after a short pause he added, “But we’ll be goin’ back out again soon so make sure dat everyone’s ready to go.” Then as he continued to head towards his front door he looked around and asked, “So wot else ‘as ‘appened while I was gone?”

“I got Thuggrim to assign a guard to Rhia.” Sophie said, glaring at the other human woman.
”Ya said keep ‘old of ‘er didn’t ya?” Hazug asked as he spotted how the madboy guarding her was still holding her arm tightly as he escorted her between the house and the truck. Sophie nodded, “And wot about me new lads?” Hazug then asked.

“We made them clothes and bought them boots and such. But there’s a bit of a problem.” She replied.

“Wot problem?”

“Well they want guns.” Sophie said, “They’ve seen the Evil Suns with them and they want their own. There were a couple of fights when they tried to just take some.”

“Of course dey want shootas.” Drazzok commented, “Dey may be Blood Axes but dey is still orks. Almost.” And he grinned as Hazug glared at him briefly.
”Yes but we don’t have any to give them.” Sophie pointed out, “All Hazug’s spare weapons are locked away and you didn’t leave me enough money to buy more than one or two pistols from Batrug.”

Hazug grunted.
”I’ll take care of dat.” He said, “But dare’s somethin’ dat I needs to deal with first.” And then there was a scream from inside the house.

“Salia!” Sophie exclaimed, “Hazug, what’s happening?”

“I reckon dat Gorrid just got to da kitchen.” He replied.

 

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