Waaargh! Hazug!

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 Waaargh! Hazug!

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The damaged battlewagon slowed down the convoy considerably and this lack of speed put Two Heads in a foul mood, particularly since he could see the various buggies and trucks that made up the rest of the convoy moving around his own precious vehicle. Only Hazug’s truck remained alongside the battlewagon at all times, it being the only vehicle driven by an ork that was not an Evil Sun obsessed with speed above all else. Even with the battlewagon unable to attain any significant speed the convoy was still able to make it back to the city just as the first rays of sunlight were appearing over the horizon.

The convoy headed directly for the street where Hazug and Two Heads lived, able to move through the often crowded streets as fast as the damaged battlewagon would allow thanks to the early hour.

One of the Evil Suns leapt down from a truck and rushed to open the large doors to Two Heads’ building so that Gorrid could drive it inside. At the same time Hazug turned to Ratish.
”Go get da garage door.” He ordered and Ratish nodded before jumping down to open Hazug’s garage door. As Hazug waited he looked up at his house and for a brief moment he thought he saw a human figure in an upstairs window that clearly was not one of the three that ought to have been there. Turning off the truck engine Hazug picked up his rifle and jumped down from his seat before rushing towards the front door.

“Master! Wot’s wrong?” Ratish called out.
”Trouble!” Hazug yelled back and then he kicked open his door.

 

“Orks!” one of the stormtroopers called out from upstairs.

“How many?” Jarr replied as he drew his pistol.

“Forty plus. Motorised including one heavy armoured vehicle.” The stormtrooper answered and Jarr reached to where Salia and Sophie had fallen asleep at the kitchen table.

“Wake up.” He said, shaking each one in turn, “They’re back.”

The two women opened their eyes and immediately they heard the sound of engines from the street outside, followed by a sudden ‘Crash!’

“Hazug!” Sophie shouted as she leapt to her feet and rushed to the door leading into the hallway. As she pulled it open she saw Hazug standing in the doorway with his rifle aimed up the stairs and behind him she could see more orks gathering to storm the house, “Hazug!” she called out again.

“Get back.” Hazug ordered,” Dare’s someone else in da ‘ouse.”

“They’re with me.” Jarr said as he stepped out from behind Sophie with a smile on his face.

Hazug frowned.
”Hazug, it’s Jarr.” Sophie said, “Remember him?”
”Yeah, I remember ‘im all right.” Hazug said as he lowered his rifle, “Wot’s ‘e doin’ back ‘ere?”

Before either Jarr or Sophie could answer however Drazzok pushed his way through the orks to the front door.
”’Ere! Wot’s goin’ on?” he demanded and when he saw Sophie he added, “Well? Wotcha waitin’ for? Get me some breakfast.”

“Drazzok look who’s here.” Sophie replied, pointing to Jarr and the weirdboy glared at him. Then he pushed past Hazug as well and strode right up to the former assassin. Drazzok was larger than Jarr and up close he had to lower his head as he glared at the man.

“’Ere, I thought dat we got rid of dis git ages ago.” He said.
”Jarr’s brought someone to see you Hazug.” Sophie said, “They say it’s important.”
”Important huh?” Hazug said, “So where is dis other bloke den?”

“I put them in the lounge.” Sophie replied, “They’re waiting for you now.”

“It really is important.” Jarr said.

“I’ll be da judge of dat.” Hazug said. Then he looked back through the door, “Mayleth! Batrug! Two Heads! Krorden! Come in ‘ere. Dare’s a human wants to talk to us.”

 

Cubrim, Rell, Torris and the two servitors were waiting in the lounge when Hazug entered the room. In the centre of the room projection equipment had been set up and a globe of pale blue light hovered motionless in the air above it.

“See.” Sophie said as she followed him, “They’ve come all the way from the Imperium.” Then Torris’ hand moved towards his sidearm as more orks and Mayleth entered along with Jarr and Salia.

“An eldar?” Rell said the moment he saw Mayleth, “Tell me, what craftworld are you from?”

Mayleth snarled.
”Do not speak of my weakling kin to me mon’keigh.” She hissed, her neck mounted translator changing her words into gothic.
”Ah, so you are one of the denizens of Commorragh.” Rell said, “How fascinating.”

“Something else you didn’t mention in your report?” Torris said to Jarr, but Jarr ignored the barb.

“I got ‘er afterwards.” Hazug said in fluent if accented gothic and Rell smiled.
”Excellent. Mister Jarr indicated that you spoke our language. This will make things much easier.” He said.

“Oh yeah? Well dis lot don’t.” Hazug replied, indicating the other orks.

“Ah well, in that case I shall have to make use of my servitors.” Rell said and he tapped at the screen of a dataslate, “How is that?” he then asked in gothic and one of the servitors repeated the question in the ork language.

The other orks looked at one another, somewhat surprised by the servitor’s speech and Hazug noticed Krorden resting his hand on his pistol.

“Relax.” Hazug said and he heard the servitor repeating the words in gothic for its human masters, “Sit down and let’s ‘ear wot dis bloke’s got to say.” And he sat down and stared at Rell, ” Go on den. Speak.”

“Cubrim if you would.” Rell said to the savant, then he looked back at the orks and added, “Mister Cubrim here is my assistant. He has the most amazing recollection for details.”

Cubrim stood up and activated a dataslate of his own. At the same time the holographic display that the inquisitor had already set up sprang into life to show a cluster of what were obviously biological organisms.

“Wot’s dem?” Drazzok commented before looking at Sophie and adding, “And where’s me breakfast?”

“Go get us somethin’ to eat.” Hazug added, “Both of ya.” And when Salia and Sophie slipped out of the room he looked back at the display, “Well?” he asked, “Wot is dey?”

“Dey looks like somethin’ wot lives in water.” Batrug commented, though he did not look at the display for more than a few moments, “I built somethin’ for a dok once wot let ‘im see stuff like dat.”

“Dat aint water though is it?” Hazug asked, ”Dat’s a planet.” And he pointed to the edge of the display where a dull grey sphere was just about visible against the black background.

Cubrim smiled.

“A planet?” one of Two Heads said, “Ya know ‘ow daft dat sounds?”

“But my master is correct.” Mayleth said, “Those are spacecraft. Living spacecraft.”

“Quite so.” Rell answered.
”These images were recording by an intelligence unit of the Imperial Navy. They translated back into the warp before they could be engaged by the tyrannids.”

“Tyrannids?” Hazug asked, “Wot’s dem?”

“They devour worlds my master.” Mayleth said, “And they created the genestealers.”

“Created ‘em?” Krorden said, “Hazug, wot’s dis pansy goin’ on about?”

“The tyrannids use biotechnology exclusively.” Cubrim said and with a few presses of his dataslate he adjusted the display to briefly show numerous six limbed creatures varying from swarms where each member was about the same size as the humans they were shown fighting to beasts bigger than buildings before it shifted back to the original image of the living starships, “And what your eldar servant had to say about them is true.”
”Wot? Dat dey eat planets?” Drazzok said with a snort, “Nothin’ eats planets. So dat’s squig crap.”

“But they can devour all of the biological material on a planet and us that to create more of themselves.” Cubrim said.

“So wot’s dis got to do with genestealers?” Hazug asked.
”Ah yes, your little infestation.” Rell said, “The young lady mentioned that.”

“The genestealers are the ultimate infiltrator.” Cubrim explained, “The purestrain form infects a host species. This has the effect of not only enslaving those infected to the will of the tyrannids’ central hive mind but also causing any offspring to be hybrids that will carry the infection to the next generation.”
”Yeah, we seen dat.” Hazug commented, “But I don’t see ya comin’ all dis way just to deal with a few of dese genestealers. So wot is ya really after?”

Rell looked at Jarr.

“Your report was right,” he said, “he is intelligent.” And then he leant forward, “The hive fleets of the tyrannids are moving deeper into the galaxy and devouring everything in their paths. Entire sectors of space have been lost already and the tyrannids are growing in numbers. If they cannot be stopped then eventually all life in this galaxy will be consumed and they will move on to another.”

“Ya still aint said wot ya wants.” Hazug said.

“We know that you are preparing to leave this world.” Rell said, “Our intelligence units have monitored the spacehulk in orbit around this world for several months now. We know that within another year you will load as many troops and weapons aboard that hulk as you can and launch it back into the warp. We know that you will launch it towards the Imperium and strike at worlds we are ill prepared to defend while we must divert resources to halt the tyrannids approaching from the galactic rim.” Then he paused and took a breath, “Hazug Throatslitter of the Blood Axe clan I am here to ask you to use the influence you have with your warboss to divert that launch into the path of the tyrannid hive fleets.”

“’E’s a nutter.” Drazzok exclaimed.

“If you attack us then the tyrannids will over run us both.” Jarr said, looking at Hazug as he stared at the holographic image and the swarm of living starships it displayed, “But if you target the tyrannids then you may slow them down long enough for us to be able to mount a defence.”

“Dat aint our problem.” Two Heads said.

“’Ow many?” Hazug asked, his attention still focused on the display, “’Ow many of dese nids is dare?”
”We don’t have an exact figure.” Cubrim told him.

“Billions.” Rell said, “Billions upon billions.”

“’Ow many’s dat?” one of Two Heads said and then he shrugged as the other replied with, “’Ow should I know?”

Batrug then leant closer to Two Heads. He had been stood beside the large nob but had been paying little attention to what was being said. Instead his attention had at first been captured by the servitors doing the translating. He had heard of the way in which humans would modify some of their number using bionics just as orks did, but this was the first occasion on which he had seen it first hand. But then he noticed the weapon holstered at Torris’ waist.
”See dat zappa da git ardboy’s got?” he said to Two Heads and both of him looked at Torris as well, focusing on his sidearm.

“Yeah. Wot about it?” Two Heads asked in reply.

“Ya needs to get it.” Batrug said.
”Why?” the other one of Two Heads asked.

“Cause I seen dem zappas before and dey is shootier dan da regular git zappas. Get me one of dem and I’ll fix dat fancy choppa ya got from dem metal lads.” Batrug explained. The metal lads in question were robotic necrons who had lain dormant under the surface of Crasus Minor for millions of years until they were accidentally discovered by the orks and were the makers of the polearm Hazug owned. The energy fields surrounding the blades of both weapons had ceased to function when the necron tombs were destroyed and while Batrug had been able to rig Hazug’s warscythe to run off human lasgun power packs the smaller sword that Two Heads had recovered required parts that Batrug had thus far been unable to obtain. Now though, with the arrival of humans from off world a solution appeared at hand.

“Wot’s in it for us den?” Hazug asked, “We fights da nids for ya but wot does we get?”
”A much bigger war than invading a few colonies would get you.” Jarr commented.
”Plus we’ll help you deal with your current genestealer problem.” Rell added.
”We don’t need no ‘elp with dat.” Krorden responded.

“Kazkal does wot ‘e wants. Not wot anyone else wants.” Hazug said.

“I’m sure he does.” Rell replied, “But you do have influence with him don’t you? After all I believe that it was your idea to bring the human constabulary under his control.”

Hazug frowned and looked at Jarr, wondering if the assassin was the source of that information.

“Yeah, ‘e listens to me sometimes.” Hazug said, “But ‘e still makes ‘is own mind up.”

“But you’ll ask him?” Rell asked.

“Hazug just kill dis git!” Drazzok snapped,” We don’t take orders from ‘im or any other git for dat matter.”
”No we don’t. But sometimes we both wants da same thing.” Hazug said and then he got up, “Come on den.” He said to Rell.

“What?” Rell asked, “Where are we going?”
”We’s gonna see da boss.” Hazug told him.

“Wait.” Two Heads said suddenly.
”Wot?” Hazug asked.

“If ya wants me in on dis den I wants somethin’ in return.” Two Heads replied.
”’Ow much?” Hazug said, his hand reaching for his money pouch.

“Not teeth.” One of Two Heads told him and the other looked at Torris and pointed to his sidearm, “Give us dat zappa ‘e’s got. Den I’ll back ya up.”

Hazug noticed a smile suddenly appear on Batrug‘s face and guessed that the mekboy was behind this. What the pair of Evil Suns were up to was a mystery but it seemed a trivial price to pay for the backing of another nob.

“’E better give it to ‘im.” Hazug told Rell and the inquisitor looked at the sergeant.

“Give him your sidearm sergeant.” He said.
”But sir, regulations state that-“ Torris responded.

“Just do it sergeant.” Rell interrupted and the stormtrooper drew his sidearm and tossed it across the room. Catching it one handed, Two Heads then passed it to Batrug.

“Now go fix me wagon.” One of him said, “And fix me choppa an’ all.” The other added.

As Hazug strode towards the door he suddenly halted and turned to face Rell once more.

“Just one thing.” He said in gothic, “Dare’s a human ‘ere called Rhia.”

“Ah yes, the young lady under guard in the basement.” Rell said, “What about her?”
”Ask ‘er wot ‘appens if someone tries to play me for a runt.”

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