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 Waaargh! Hazug!

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There were eight Blood Axe wildboys in total and Hazug stared at them as they stood in a rough line in the patch of open ground behind his house against the partially built wall that was there. In one hand he held a leash that connected to a snarling spherical creature with two powerful looking legs and a massive mouth filled with large teeth. This was Cuddles, the attack squig purchased from Kobar almost two years earlier.

“So who’s in charge?” Hazug asked as he walked along the line, pulling Cuddles along with him. The squig sniffed at the wildboys suspiciously and appeared ready to take a bite out of any of them.
”I is.” The largest of the wildboys replied.

“Wrong.” Hazug said and he stepped forwards and punched the ork who had spoken, delivering a blow hard enough to knock him to the ground, “I is in charge.” He added, “I is da biggest and da meanest of us all. So dat’s why I is in charge. Goddit?”

The wildboys stared back at him.

“Well?” Hazug demanded, “I asked ya all a question.”

“Goddit boss.” They said in unison, except for the largest who was still getting back to his feet.
”Wot ya got to say for yaself now?” Hazug asked him.

“Nothin’ boss.” He replied, scowling.

“Good.” Hazug said, “Now tell me ya name.”

“Thrak.” The ork replied and Hazug snarled.
”Thrak wot?” he said.

“Thrak boss.”

“Dat’s better.” Hazug said and he walked along the line, “Name.” He said to the next ork, pointing at him.

“Krask boss.” The ork said and Hazug nodded as he continued on down the line.

“Garkot boss.”
”Kuruk boss.”

“Nugkor boss.”

“Drogon boss.”

“Brunnusk boss.”

“Harbok boss.” The final ork said and Hazug grinned as he came to halt.

“Well I’m Hazug Throatslitter of da Blood Axe Clan.” He announced, “Dat’s wot ya all is as well. Blood Axes. We is da smartest of all da clans cause we is da ones wot can do more dan just charge at da enemy and get killed before we get da chance to kill ‘em first. From now on ya all live ‘ere and ya do wot I says.” Then he looked down at where Ratish had stood beside him, “Dis is Ratish Brownskin. ‘E’s a grot so ya don’t take orders from ‘im unless I gives ‘em to ‘im first. Got dat?” Hazug asked and he paused while the other Blood Axes nodded, “Speak up!” Hazug yelled, “Does ya understand?”
”Yes boss!” the orks shouted back at him.

“Good.” Hazug said before extending an arm out behind him towards the house, “Now over dare is Salia and Sophie. Dey is human so dey don’t give orders either. But just remember dat all of ‘em belongs to me. So if any of ya ‘urts ‘em or breaks ‘em, den I’ll be comin’ after ya with Cuddles ‘ere and we’ll see ‘ow ya likes ‘avin’ ya legs bitten off. Goddit?”
”Yes boss!”

Hazug smiled and then he looked around towards the door leading into his kitchen where Salia and Sophie had been stood watching and saw that now they had been joined by two more figures.

The first of these was another human female, though unlike Salia and Sophie who kept themselves as clean as they could this one was covered in dirt and her clothing was tattered. In addition she wore a metal collar around her neck that was attached to a chain held by the second newly arrival.

This second figure could have passed for human in poor light, but while her physique was close to human her almond shaped eyes and delicately pointed ears gave her away as a member of the eldar species. In particular she was one of the so-called dark eldar who took pleasure in the suffering of others and since being captured by the orks had found a role in the fighting pits where her repeated victories were earning Hazug a considerable sum of money.

“I have brought the traitor my master.” The eldar woman said as she pulled the human from the house. Though the words that everyone heard were in the ork language she had actually spoken them in the language of the eldar, with a compact machine strapped to her neck carrying out the translation.

“Nice one Mayleth.” Hazug replied, “Now bring ‘er over ‘ere and someone bring a bucket of water and a cloth an’ all.”

Mayleth pulled Rhia over to Hazug and the row of orks and then pushed the woman to her knees just as Sophie brought over a bucket of water and a rag that she set down beside her.

“Now dis is Rhia.” Hazug told the other Blood Axes, “She’s ‘ere because she pretended to be workin’ for me when she was really workin’ for someone else. Now she does as she’s told and I is tellin’ ‘er to clean ya all up before ya gets inside and messes everythin’ up. Lastly dis is Mayleth. She fights for me. Now no one is to do anythin’ to Rhia either and if ya tries doin’ anythin’ to Mayleth den ‘avin’ ya leg bitten off’ll be da least of ya problems.” Then Hazug looked down at Rhia, “Clean ‘em up.” He ordered her, “Mayleth’ll be keepin’ an eye on ya.” Then he looked back at his house. Before the large building had been given to Hazug by Warboss Kazkal Kromag himself a wealthy ork nob had occupied it with a several dozen orks under his command. This meant that even allowing for the rooms either already occupied or alternatively converted to a bathroom, living room and Rhia’s cell there were still several that remained unused, “Den ya is to clean out two rooms for ‘em to sleep in.” he told Rhia.

“What do you want us to do?” Sophie asked him, glancing back at her sister.

“I needs ya to measure ‘em up.” He replied, “Den go to da market and get some cloth for makin’ proper clothes out of. I aint ‘avin’ ‘em walkin’ round like dis all da time.”

“Do you want boots and belts as well?” Salia asked.

“Yeah, all dat stuff.” Hazug replied, “I’ll get ya some teeth for it all.”

“Ratish could get all dat stuff better dan gits master.” Ratish said, pulling a face towards each of the two sisters in turn.

“I got another job for ya.” Hazug told him, “I needs ya to come with me.”

“Hazug!” a deep voice called out and Hazug smiled as he turned, recognising it instantly. As he turned he saw another ork nob just coming around the corner of his home. This one wore clothing of various shades of red as was traditional with the Evil Suns Clan. But what really made him stand out was the fact that he had two heads. Two Heads Smasha Butt Face was an ork that Hazug had worked with on many occasions and Hazug was used to his unconventional appearance. For most of the time that they had worked together Two Heads had occupied a building elsewhere in the ork city, but recently he had taken over one just across the street from Hazug’s home. When the fortification work was completed, a thick wall would surround both buildings and provide Hazug and Two Heads with a secure stronghold.

“Wotcha Two Heads.” Hazug said as he walked over to the two-headed ork.

“Wot’s goin’ on?” one of Two Heads asked, peering at the row of newly arrived Blood Axes before the other added, “Wot’s with did lot and why is dare a pile of squig crap in da street shoutin’ for ‘elp?”

“Remember Kobar?” Hazug asked, “Well ‘e just dropped dis lot off.” And he pointed a thumb at the other Blood Axes, “’E said ‘e found ‘em out near one of da human farms.”

“Yeah, one of m lads said dat ‘e spotted a bunch of squiggoths wanderin’ past. Dey must ‘ave just left.” Two Heads responded before Hazug led him away.

“Look,” he said, keeping his voice at a much lower level than was common for orks, “if dare was dis lot out dare, den dare could be others. Ya know ‘ow groups of da same clan tend to crop up in clusters.”
”And ya wants me and me lads to go out dare and ‘elp ya find ‘em?” one of Two Heads asked.
”Dat’s right. Dat battlewagon ya got’d come in ‘andy. Dey won’t ‘ave no rokkits or kannons so we can sit inside it and wait ‘em out if dey tries anythin’. Me trukk aint go nowhere to ‘ide on it so we’d be vulnerable to anythin’ dey chuck at us.”

“Just one thing.” Two Heads said and the then other head continued with, “If we is all sat inside me wagon, den ‘ow is ya supposed to find ‘em? If dey is Blood Axes den dey’ll be as sneaky as ya is. Ya’ll ‘ave to be on foot to track ‘em.”

“Yeah and I will be if I ‘as to.” Hazug replied, “But to get close enough dat I can start lookin’ for tracks den we needs someone dat can ‘ome in on orks.”

“Ya means da weirdo dontcha?” one of Two Heads asked, “Ya means Drazzok dontcha?” the other added.

 

“Ah Jarr, do come in.” Inquisitor Rell said as the door to his office opened to reveal the assassin, “I believe that you know Octus Saval.” And he indicated a man in fine clothing who was sat on the opposite side of his desk.

“Of course I do.” Jarr replied as he entered the office and the door closed behind him, “The rogue trader ho took me to Crasus Minor.”

“The very same.” Rell said, “And now he will be taking us both and a team of my men back there.”

“When?” Jarr asked.

“My ship can be made ready leave at any time.” Saval answered, “The start up cycle for the ship’s drives will take a few hours, but apart from that all I await is your arrival. From what my navigator ahs told me, the warp is relatively calm between here and Crasus Minor. The voyage should only last a few hours and there will be little time dilation.”

“Excellent.” Rell said, “Then please do begin rogue trader.”

Saval smiled as he got to his feet and bowed his head slightly to the inquisitor before turning around and leaving the office.

“He seems happier about this than the last time he took me there.” Jarr commented.

“That is because he now hopes to be able to negotiate a trade deal with the orks on Crasus Minor.” Rell replied.
”A trade deal? But the orks will likely be leaving soon. There won’t be any left to trade with, or at least not enough to make it worth his while even if they do agree.” Jarr said.

“Yes, but all Mister Saval knows is that the last time he was there the orks agreed to let him approach the world so that you could be collected. He isn’t party to the intelligence that indicates they are preparing for a migration.”
”And what about the people that do know?” Jarr asked, “How did you convince them to let you go on this mission? When I heard you speak to them thy didn’t seem sure about whether to just ignore you or have you declared a heretic.”

“Ah.” Rell said, smiling, “Well they don’t exactly know what I’m planning. That’s why my chartering of Saval’s vessel ill not be appearing in any files before we depart.”
”They’ll never forgive you. You know that don’t you?” Jarr said and Rell shrugged.

“Frankly I don’t see that it matters. If I fail then the orks will probably kill me before my fellow inquisitors get the chance, whereas if I am successful then they probably won’t want to remember how they opposed my plan.”

“And just how many will be involved in this private little expedition of yours inquisitor?” Jarr asked and in response to this question another individual who had so far remained silent then spoke up. This was Cubrim, a savant who served Inquisitor Rell as a record keeper.

“In addition to those now present, Inquisitor Rell’s personal squad of stormtroopers will accompany us.” The small man said, “This currently stands at eight men and includes a specialist rated to operate a plasma weapon.”

“That’s all I can risk taking.” Rell added, “If I start requesting extra forces then my peers are likely to get word of it and will deduce what I’m planning.”

“In that case inquisitor, I’ll go and start packing.” Jarr said, “I suggest that when you do the same you pack as many weapons as you can. I expect we’ll need them.”

 

Ork psykers did not channel power directly from the warp like those of most species did. Instead the species as a whole along with the smaller gretchin generated a psychic field that their psykers, known as weirdboys would them tap into and focus. This was somewhat more random in effect than what other species were capable of but it had the advantage of rendering them somewhat less vulnerable to the attentions of the various warp creatures that targeted psykers when they use their powers. This unusual method of drawing power also meant that the exact amount of energy available at any one time to a weirdboy varied according to the number of greenskins in proximity to them and also their state of mood, a larger or more agitated group generated far more power and just in case it was not wanted at that time weirdboys invariably carried a copper staff to help them channel this surplus energy away before it could cause any adverse effects. The most common of these was the occasion bout of apparent poltergeist activity, but it was not unknown for a weirdboy’s head to explode if too much psychic energy built up within them. Because the risk of this happening weirdboys lived apart from other works in clusters of huts known as weird huts. These small dwellings were mounted high up on top of copper poles that helped limit the weirdboys’ expose to the species gestalt psychic field while also draining away any build up of power.

When Two Heads parked his armoured battlewagon close to the weird hut that belonged to Razor Headman of the Snake Bite Clan and then he, Hazug and Radish climbed out. Immediately a group of works who had been gathered around the base of the copper pole rushed towards them with weapons drawn.

“Who goes dare?” the largest of them yelled. Like both Hazug and Two Heads this ork was big enough to be considered a nob. He had only one eye, the other being covered by a patch and he held a custom rifle that looked far more expensive than the odd assortment of small arms that the rest of his group held.

“It’s us Thuggrim.” Hazug replied. Thuggrim and the other orks guarding Drazzok’s hut were madboys, orks that were psychologically unbalanced and became drawn towards weirdboys and acted as a retinue. In Drazzok’s case this was much to his annoyance given the unpredictable behaviour they were well known to exhibit.

Thuggrim frowned.

“Yeah, I knows dat, but I needed to find out if ya knew it yaselves or if ya was in disguise.” He said as he lowered his rifle.

“I take it dat ‘e’s in den.” Hazug said, looking up at the hut on top of the pole. It was a rhetorical question, had Drazzok gone somewhere then the madboys would likely have wandered off themselves.

“Da great Drazzok will see ya now!” Thuggrim yelled in response.
”Wot’s dat?” a voice called out from above, “Who is I supposed to be seein’?” and as Hazug and Two Heads looked upwards they saw a frowning face peer back down at them, “Oh, its you.” Drazzok said, “’Ang on a mo, I’ll be right down.” And then clutching his staff under his arm the weirdboy descended the ladder from his hut.

By ork standards Drazzok was old, well into his thirties and his size was not far short of Hazug and Two Heads. Stepping from the ladder onto the ground he approached the two nobs, glaring at them suspiciously. As he walked there was a jangling sound from the multitude of badges and totems he wore all over his body. Most of these were of orkish origin, but over the years he had been able to supplement them with various icons of eldar, human, necron and tau origin.

“Geddout me way!” he snapped at the madboys and with a few blows from his staff he cleared a path through them to where Hazug and Two Heads waited. The jangling sound ceased as he halted and leant on his staff, “Well? Wotcha want den?” he asked.

“We’re goin’ ‘untin’.” Two Heads replied.
”’Untin’? ‘Untin’ wot?” Drazzok asked.
”Wildboys.” Hazug told him, “Kobar’s caravan delivered a bunch of ‘em to me dis mornin’ and I was thinkin’ dat dare could be more of ‘em about.”

Drazzok scowled.

“I don’t do lost property.” He said, “I keeps tellin’ ya dat.”
”Dey aint property.” Hazug pointed out.

“But dey may as well be.” Drazzok said, “I’m guessin’ dat we is lookin’ for Blood Axes right? Some of ‘em finally started appearin’ again right? So dat means dat when dey gets back ‘ere den dey’ll be part of ya mob Hazug. Dat makes ‘em as good as property to ya. Now dis may sound alright in theory, but if I ‘elps ya find dese wildboys den everyone else’ll expect me to start findin’ stuff for ‘em and da next thing ya know I’ll be ‘untin’ for teeth dropped down da back of a bench.”

Hazug and Two Heads looked at one another.

“Looks like ya didn’t need to bring so much grub den.” One of Two Heads said and Drazzok’s eyes suddenly widened, “Still, I suppose dat means dat dare’s more for da rest of us.” The other head then added.

“Wot grub?” Drazzok asked, licking his lips. Despite the fact that the Snake Bites were the most conservatively minded of the ork clans and disliked having anything to do with humans Drazzok had come to appreciate the food that Hazug’s human servants made.

Hazug clicked his fingers and Ratish stepped forwards with a bulky pack that he opened so that Hazug could reach inside and pull out a pie. Once again Drazzok’s eyes widened.
”So Sophie made dat den?” he asked.

“Nah.” Hazug replied and he sniffed the pie, “Salia did. Sophie did da soup.” And reaching into the pack once more he produced a flask.

“Well I suppose I could go along in a purely advisory capacity.” Drazzok said, snatching the pie and then cramming it into his mouth, “It’ll cost ya three teeth.” He added, spitting much of the pie back out again.

“One.” Hazug said and Drazzok scowled, “Okay den two plus we’ll stop off back at ‘ome afterwards and I’ll ‘ave Salia and Sophie make ya some more grub to bring back.”

“Geddout me way den.” Drazzok said, pushing his way between Hazug and Two Heads, “Let’s get goin’.”

“Alright lads! Follow da great one!” Thuggrim then yelled and the madboys advanced towards the battlewagon.

“’Ang on. “Hazug said, holding up a hand for them to stop. Thuggrim came to a prompt halt, but behind him the others just barged into him before coming to a stop, “I just needs Drazzok. If dare’s too many of us den ‘e won’t be able to pick up on other lads when we gets near ‘em.”

Thuggrim stared at Drazzok.

“Ya ‘eard ‘im. Ya aint comin’.” Drazzok said.
”But great one-“ Thuggrim began.

“Ya can wait back at my place.“ Hazug said, “’Elp out with da buildin’ work and ya’ll get fed an’ all.”

“Aye. Go do dat.” Drazzok said before he disappeared into the battlewagon.

“Yes oh great one. Ya ‘eard I’m lads. Let’s get movin’, we got a job to do.” Thuggrim replied and he turned and marched away, followed by the other madboys.

“Ya does realise dat ya just told a bunch of madboys to ‘elp with buildin’ work dontcha?” one of Two Heads asked and then the other added, “We’ll be lucky if we still got ‘omes by dat time we gets back.”

“Don’t worry. “Hazug replied, “I’m sure Sophie or one ya lads’ll figure somethin’ out to keep ‘em out of trouble. Assumin’ dat dey ever gets dare of course. Thuggrim’s leadin’ ‘em in da wrong direction.”

 

 

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