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Warboss Kazkal Kormag was a member of the Bad Moons clan. The Bad Moons grew teeth at a much faster rate than other orks and so were known for their wealth, but given his position Kazkal was rich even for one of his clan and he was not afraid to show off his wealth. The walls of his fortress were lined with trophies of his conquests and he made extensive use of human servants over much cheaper gretchin.

It was one of these humans that led Hazug, Two Heads, Rell and one of his servitors through the fortress until they came to Kazkal’s throne room along with a pair of orks carrying a large bundle between them. There the warboss himself sat surrounded by an assortment of other orks, most of who were smaller than Hazug and Two Heads but still large enough to be considered nobs. Kazkal Kromag himself however was even bigger and he was made even larger by the bright yellow armoured suit he wore.

“Hazug!” Kazkal called out, ”Wotcha reckon den?”

“Wot? Da mega armour? Suits ya boss.” Hazug replied. Mega armour was the most effective and expensive personal armour that an ork could buy. The only problem was that on Crasus Minor none of the mekboys had been able to produce any apart from one who had used his skills as part of a plot to overthrow Kazkal Kromag using reanimated ork corpses with the brains of squigs implanted in them. Until now that was.

“Mek Kruggen came up with it.” Kazkal said and he glanced at a grinning mekboy stood beside his throne. Then Kazkal strode up to Hazug and leant down to speak directly into his ear, “Although ‘e’s chargin’ me an’ arm and a leg for it.”
”Not literally I ‘ope boss.” Hazug replied and Kazkal laughed and then slapped Hazug on his back, causing him to stumble forwards. Fortunately though the power claw built into the armour was inactive when it struck Hazug or it would undoubtedly have killed him instantly.
”So wot brings ya ‘ere so early in da mornin’ Hazug?” the warboss asked as he returned to his throne and sat down. Hazug and several of the other orks nearby, especially Mek Kruggen winced as the throne creaked under the combine weight of Kazkal and his new armour. However, for now at least the throne held up under the weight. Then Kromag noticed Rell and the servitor and he frowned. Some orks had trouble telling the difference between humans, particularly those who only ever saw them after they had been hit by ork artillery barrages but Kazkal had experience in distinguishing them from one another, “Dat aint one of ya normal gits.” He said as he looked at Rell. Then turning to the servitor he added, “And dat one’s got bionik bits. Wot’s goin’ on ‘ere?”
”Boss, dis is Rell. ‘E’s an inquisitor for da human Imperium.” Hazug said and it was then that Kromag noticed the servitor speaking at the same time in gothic.
”Wot’s dat sayin’?” he asked, “And wot’s an inquisitor?”

Hazug paused, realising that he didn’t actually know exactly what an inquisitor was himself. However, he could answer the first question.

“Dat’s not really a human boss.” He told Kazkal, looking at the servitor.
”Looks like one. Pale and ugly.” Kazkal commented, “Apart from da metal bits of course.”

“It’s just somethin’ dey makes to do all da stuff we’d use runts for boss.” Hazug said, “But it can do clever stuff an’ all. Right now it’s tellin’ ‘im wot we is sayin’ and if ‘e speaks den it’ll tell us wot ‘e’s sayin’.”

Kazkal stared at Rell and the servitor.
”Your excellency.” Rell called out and the servitor translated it, startling Kazkal despite Hazug having told him wot to expect, “I have come here from the Imperium to discuss with you a matter of mutual interest.”

“From da Imperium?” Kazkal responded, his eyes narrowing, “Yeah, Hazug said ya was from da Imperium. So wot does ya want and wot is – is, wot was it? An inquisitor?”
”An inquisitor is someone that seeks out the truth.” Rell answered, “I have come here to tell you about a grave threat to us both.”
Kazkal snorted.

“A threat?” he exclaimed, “Dare aint nothin’ threatens Kazkal Kromag. Not for long anyways. I taught da tau dat. I taught necrons dat and I taught pansy eldar and gits like ya dat an’ all. I’ll teach ya dat again soon enough an’ all.”

“You mean by sending your spacehulk into Imperial space?” Rell asked and as the servitor translated his words Kazkal scowled.

“’Ow d’ya know about dat?” he asked and he looked at Hazug, “Hazug, wotcha been tellin’ dis git.”

“Nothin’ boss. ‘E already knew.” Hazug replied.

“Dat’s true boss.” Two Heads added, “Da gits ‘ave been watchin’ us.”

“It don’t matter.” Kazkal replied, “When we leaves ‘ere we’ll be takin’ so many lads and wagons with us dat we’ll smash anythin’ dat gets in our way. Dem two gargants alone is enough to take on an army.”
”Indeed they are.” Rell said after hearing the translation from his servitor, “And that is why I have come to ask your help.”

“’Elp?” Kazkal said in disbelief and he looked at Hazug, “Hazug is dis some sort of joke? Is dis git a loony?”

“Nah. ‘E’s serious boss.” Hazug replied, “I reckon ya should at least listen to ‘im.”

Kazkal turned back towards Rell.
”Go on den git.” He said, “Speak.”

“Thank you.” Rell said and then he began to explain about the tyrannid hive fleets making their way across the galaxy from the eastern rim and consuming everything in their path while Kazkal listened in silence. Then he came to the point of his coming to Crasus Minor, “If instead of launching your invasion of Imperial space as you have planned you were to direct it against the tyrannids then between us we stand a better chance of defeating them.”
”Wot? Ya mean fight alongside ya git armies? Ya is a loony. I aint orderin’ me lads to do dat.” Kazkal replied and he glared at Hazug, “Wot da bleedin’ ‘ell was ya thinkin’ bringin’ ‘im ‘ere to say dat?” he asked.

“I am not asking for you fight along side the Imperial Guard or Navy.” Rell responded before Hazug could, “I am merely asking for you to attack them at the same time as Imperial forces do. We need not even be present in the same systems at the same time.”

“It’s still squig crap.” Kazkal said, “I’ll take me lads into ya Imperium and den when dese nids get to us we’ll give dem a good kickin’ an’ all.”

“The tyrannids are already here.” Rell replied and Kazkal’s eyes widened.

“Wot’s ‘e talkin’ about Hazug?” he hissed.

“Dare’s dese things called genestealers boss.” Hazug replied, “Da tyrannids made ‘em and sent ‘em out ahead of da ‘ive fleets. Some of ‘em ‘as turned up ‘ere.”

“Most probably aboard the spacehulk you are planning to use for your invasion.” Rell added.
”We got one with us boss.” One of Two Heads then said while the other looked towards the pair of ork guards that had escorted them and nodded to them. In reaction to this they dragged the bundle they had carried to the throne room forwards and placed it on the floor in front of Hazug. Then as they stepped away Hazug bent down to rip open the bundle to reveal the body of the genestealer hybrid and there were gasps from around the throne room as the orks all tried to get a look at the creature.
”Well?” Kazkal said, turning to a nearby ork, “Wot is it Fangpulla?” and a large ork painboy stepped forwards, walking up to the body where he gave it a kick.
”Yep. Thought so.” He said and he turned back towards Kazkal’s throne before he gave his medical opinion, “’E’s dead boss.”

“I can see dat.” Kazkal replied, “But wot was dat thing?”

“I already ‘ad a dok look at it.” Hazug replied, “’E says dat it was born like dis. Rell ‘ere and Mayleth both tell me dat it’s wot ‘appens when genestealers get to ya. All da lads wot grow from any spores ya release turn out like dis and only works for da genestealers wot did it.”

This got Kazkal’s attention.
”Ya mean dare’s lads out dare wot aint workin’ for me?” he said as he stood up from his throne and strode menacingly towards Hazug, the heavy footfalls of his armour echoing around the throne room.

“Dat’s right boss.”

“They will seek to usurp your authority.” Rell said, “They will establish a rival power structure and recruit more to their cause by infecting them. Then they will use your spacehulk to spread the contagion further until they can guide the hive fleets towards you.”

“Like ‘ell dey will!” Kazkal yelled and he turned around, addressing all of the orks present, “Dat ‘ulk is mine!” he bellowed,” Dis world is mine! And ya’ll all respect me authority!” then just to reinforce his point he took a deep breath and let out a roar, “Waaargh!”

“Waaargh!” the other orks gathered roared along with him and Kazkal turned back towards Hazug.
”Kill ‘em.” He said to Hazug, “Take wotever lads ya needs to find where dey is ‘idin’ and kill ‘em all.” Then looking at Rell but still addressing Hazug he added, “User da git if ya want.”

“And you will redirect your invasion?” Rell asked when the servitor translated this but Kazkal just snarled at him.

“Go.” The warboss told Hazug before he repeated his order, “Kill ‘em all.”

Hazug nodded.

“I’ll need ‘im.” Hazug replied, looking at an ork nob dressed in the traditional black of the Goffs clan and with numerous crude armour plates strapped to his body, including over his face. This was Gorgoga Ironface and Hazug had worked with him and his mob of armoured orks before and knew that he could count on him and that he was a capable fighter.

“Agreed.” Kazkal said, “Gorgoga, go with ‘im.”
”Yes boss.” The Goff replied from behind his armoured mask.

Then as Hazug and his party were escorted away from the throne room Kazkal returned to his throne and from the corridor outside Hazug’s party heard an almighty ‘Crash!’ as the warboss sat down and the throne finally gave way under the combined weight of him and his armour.

“Kruggen ya squig brain!” Kazkal’s voice boomed out, “Look wot ya done!” and then there was a scream that ended suddenly.

 

A hole was torn in space as the starship exited the warp and began to approach Crasus Minor.

”Status.” The ship’s human commanding officer ordered.

“As expected sir.” The auspex operator replied, “Long range auspexes are detecting numerous xenos craft in orbit around the planet.”

“And what of our target Captain Hortese?” the figure standing just behind the ship’s commanding officer asked. Though this man had human features he could no longer accurately be described as fully human. He and his troops had surpassed that long ago. Captain Claudius of the Deathwatch would have stood eight feet tall even without his powered armour. This armour was painted almost entirely black apart from the shoulder pads, one of which was a metallic colour and heavily engraved while the other bore the blue eagle’s head on a white background with green rim of the White Consuls chapter of the Adeptus Astartes from which he had been seconded. Each of his squad had been seconded to the Deathwatch from a different chapter and the shoulder pad was the only part of their armour that retained their own colours.

“Auspex indicates that the rogue trader’s vessel is positioned between us and the xenos sir.” The auspex operator answered, “Range approximately fourteen light minutes.”

“Then they won’t have seen us yet.” Hortese said, “Perhaps he’s still trying to negotiate landing rights with the orks.”

“Can you tell if Inquisitor Rell is still aboard that ship?” Claudius asked.

“No sir, I’m sorry but there are no indications.” The auspex operator answered.

“What about vox emissions?” Claudius said, “Is the ship communicating with anyone?”

“No sir. It looks like they’re trying to remain un-noticed.”

“Then he’s not aboard.” Claudius said and he looked down at Hortese, “Captain, that ship is to be destroyed. Commence your attack run.”

 

“Lord Saval!” a voice called out from the auspex station, “I’ve got a new contact inbound. No motion against the star field, just an engine corona.”

“Then it’s heading right for us.” Saval exclaimed, “How did the orks detect us?”
”I don’t think they did my lord.” The auspex operator replied, “The track is coming from further out in the system, not from Crasus Minor’s orbital space.”
”Identify it.” Saval ordered, “Who else could be out here if not more orks?”

“There’s no ident beacon my lord.”
”Then run the silhouette and go to active tracking. But tell what that ship is.”

“Yes my lord. Processing it now.”

 

A klaxon sounded on the bridge of the strike cruiser.
”They’ve seen us.” Hortese said.
”Irrelevant.” Claudius replied, “Our ship is faster and better armed than theirs. They cannot run and they cannot fight. They can only die.”

 

“It’s a strike cruiser my lord!” Saval’s auspex operator exclaimed as his systems finally identified the approaching vessel, “It’s a fething strike cruiser!”

“What?” Saval called out in disbelief and he rushed down from his command pulpit to look at the auspex displays for himself, “It is. It’s a strike cruiser. But what are the Astartes doing here? They can’t have come for the orks, they aren’t important enough.” Then he realised what the cruiser’s target was, the reason that it on a heading directly for his ship,” Throne! They’re going to attack us!”

“Shall we ready weapons my lord?” another of his bridge officers asked.
”Yes.” Saval replied,” Activate void shields and load all weapon batteries. Stand by to release a full broadside while we’ve got him dead on. Maybe we can-“ and then he suddenly stopped mid sentence as he considered his chances of taking on a warship that may have only been about half the size of his own vessel but that not only carried a vast arsenal of weapons but also could have up to a hundred post-human warriors aboard it, ”No!” he snapped, “Do not power weapons or shields. Helm, lay in a course for Crasus Minor.”

“Crasus Minor?” the chief helmsman asked, “But my lord, the orks-“

“I know about the orks.” Saval interrupted, “We don’t have the firepower to deal with that cruiser but look at that.” And he pointed to the display monitoring the various ork warships orbiting Crasus Minor, “The orks do.”

 

“Target vessel is in motion.”

“Heading?” Hortese asked.

“Towards Crasus Minor sir.”

“Speed?”

“Accelerating at two gees.”

“That’s about the maximum for a Conquest-class ship. It won’t make it before they’re in engagement range.” Hortese said with a smile, “Stay on them and standby to launch torpedoes.”

 

Various bells and klaxons sounded throughout Skorden’s warship as the large ork strode onto it bridge.

“Wot’s ‘appenin’?” he demanded, picking up a nearby gretchin by the throat.

“Boss look.” The gretchin gasped, pointing to a flickering screen.
”Wot’s dat?” Skorden asked, dropping the gretchin to the deck when he saw a flashing dot on the screen that looked to be getting closer to his ship.

“Gits.” One of the mekboys on the bridge replied, “Dat’s a git ship comin' ‘ere.”

“Well da boss aint said nought to me about lettin’ any gits come ‘ere.” Skorden said, “So I reckon we should go and smash it. Tell da lads dat dare’ll be loot for us all.”

“Boss!” another ork yelled, “Da Iron Squig and da Broken Tooth is movin’ out of orbit!”

Skorden snarled. Those two vessels were both powerful warships.
”Dey seen da gits an’ all!” he snapped, “Quick! Get movin’ before dey gets da loot before we does!”

 

“Lord Saval, the orks are breaking orbit. Coming right at us.” The auspex operator warned.

“How many?” Saval responded from his pulpit.

“Looks like nineteen of the capital ships and thirty-two escorts. All accelerating right towards us.”

“Excellent.” Saval said, “Helm maintain current heading.”
”My lord, shouldn’t we raise our void shields?” another of the bridge crew asked.

“Mister Brey, if you have difficulty understanding my orders then you are welcome to leave my bridge.” Saval said, “Though I would recommend you never step foot on it again if you choose to do that.” And the officer turned back to his station. Then Saval activated his personal communications panel, “Engine room, we need more power for the drives. I want two point five gees and stand by for sudden manoeuvring.”

The massive vessel continued to accelerate headlong towards the swarm of ork ships coming out to meet it from Crasus Minor. Already the smaller escort ships were pulling ahead of the bigger capital ships and it was obvious that some of them would attempt to ram Saval’s ship and disgorge swarms of greenskins into the ship’s interior. However, Saval did not intend to give them that opportunity.

 

“Captain we have a firing solution.”

Hortese looked around towards the weapons monitoring stations. Then he looked back at Captain Claudius. Though the strike cruiser was technically under the command of Hortese, the space marine was in command of the mission itself and he did not wish to look as if he was ignoring this fact.
”With your permission.” Hortese said and Claudius nodded once, “Fire torpedoes.” Hortese added and the cruiser shook.

 

“Incoming torpedoes!” the auspex operator called out.

“Maintain our heading.” Saval ordered.

“My lord.” Brey said from his post, “We must take evasive action.”

“Maintain our heading.” Saval repeated.
”But my lord-“ Brey began before the sound of a laspistol shot ended his sentence.

“Armsmen, remove that.” Saval said as he returned his weapon to its holster. Then as two guards moved to pick up the body he added in a loud and clear voice, “I take it that there will be no further insubordination? No? Good. Now maintain our heading, maximum acceleration.” Then as the crew continued to work he took an antique timepiece from his pocket and opened it, staring at the obsolete mechanical display.

“Incoming fire from the orks my lord.” The auspex operator called.
”We’re still out of effective range.” Saval said without looking away from the timepiece, “What is the position of those torpedoes?”

“Still closing from aft. Estimate impact in ninety seconds.” The auspex operator replied.

“And the cruiser?” Saval asked.

“Still closing.” The auspex operator told him.
”Defence batteries are manned and ready my lord.” Another crewman added.
”Tell them to hold fire.” Saval said. Then he added, “Helm, standby to break to starboard on my mark.”

The crew continued to work, trying to get every last bit of acceleration out of the ship while hoping that Saval knew what he was doing. All of them knew that even a single hit from a torpedo could rip open the Conquest-class ship and condemn them all to death. Worse still, if the ship was not destroyed outright then the horde of orks coming at them from the other direction could board their damaged ship and slaughter them all in the most entertaining manner they could come up with.

“Torpedo impact in thirty seconds.” The auspex operator called out, “Orks and strike cruiser still closing.”

Saval continued to stare at the timepiece, waiting as the seconds ticked down. Then just as the countdown to impact reached ten seconds he gave a shout.
”Helm! Break to starboard! Don’t let up on the acceleration.” He bellowed and he felt his ship shifting as it turned out of the path of both the orks in front of it and the torpedoes behind.

The sudden manoeuvre did not fool the torpedoes’ guidance system initially, but as they began to turn to follow Saval’s starship they ran right into the continuing fire from the orks on the other side of it and exploded prematurely, producing a massive release of energy that temporarily blinded the sensors of Saval’s starship, the orks and the Deathwatch strike cruiser.

“Hold acceleration!” Saval shouted, “Shut down all non-essential systems and run silent.”

 

“Did we hit them?” Hortese asked.

“Detonation confirmed captain.” The weapons officer answered him.

“That wasn’t what I asked.” Hortese said, “I asked if we hit them.”

“Auspex is still blind captain.” The auspex operator replied, “It looks like all the torpedoes detonated at about the same time. We were too close.”

“Get those auspexes working again. I want to know what’s going on out there.” Hortese ordered.

“Interference clearing captain. No sign of the rogue trader vessel.”

“Excellent.” Hortese said as a smile spread across his face.

“Do not be so hasty in your pride.” Claudius cautioned him.

“Captain there’s no debris either.” The auspex operator added, “Auspexes now approaching full function. I’m getting a reading.”
”Show me.” Hortese ordered and he looked at the main display, expecting to see the blackened hulk of a Conquest-class ship. But what he saw was something quite different, “Golden throne!” he exclaimed as he saw dozens of ork warships heading straight for the strike cruiser.

 

Shipboss Skorden stamped on the gretchin’s head once more to encourage the other greenskins to fix his sensors. One moment he had been watching the fleet close on the human starship that had bizarrely been coming closer to them instead of running away and the next there was a bright flash followed by static.

“Goddit!” a mek yelled and the displays came back to life.

Skorden frowned as he attempted to interpret what he was looking at. One of the screens showed the human starship still heading towards the ork, but no further away than it had been a short while earlier. Even given the superior handling of human starships over ork ones Skorden knew that there was no way that his target could have circled around to take up this position in so short a time. The solution to this quandary came to Skorden when a single word was shouted out across the bridge by a mek.

“Beakies!” he yelled, “Dat’s a beaky ship!”

Skorden turned to a different screen, one that showed a magnified image of the target vessel and he saw that instead of the bulky vessel his chip had been charging towards there was a smaller vessel heading for them that was undoubtedly a vessel belonging to the space marines of the Imperium and Skorden grinned. To an ork there was no better opponent than space marines and orks dreamed of meeting them in battle. Now Skorden had his chance.

“Target dat vessel!” he yelled,” I wanna get close enough to board it.”

 

The lights on the bridge of Saval’s starship were low and only a few displays remained operational in order to keep power consumption to a minimum. The lack of incoming ships and torpedoes suggested that his sudden manoeuvre had caught both his enemies off guard and given them the slip. But he still needed to know what they were doing. Descending from his pulpit he headed for the auspex stations. His starship’s active sensors had been shut down to prevent their emissions from giving away its position, but the passive ones were still operating.

“Well?” he asked, “What are they doing?”

“The orks have held their course my lord.” The auspex operator answered, “Now heading directly towards the strike cruiser.”
”And the strike cruiser itself?”

“Veering off.”
”Towards us?”
”No my lord. They are rolling to starboard, but also moving in a downward direction relative to their orientation.”

Saval smiled and slapped the auspex operator on the back.

“Ha! I knew it would work.” He exclaimed, “Now let’s get out of this system before anyone remembers that they still need to look for us.”

“But what about Mister Rell’s team?” one of the bridge crew asked, “They’ll be stranded here without us.”

“They came to negotiate with the orks.” Saval said, “Let them negotiate for a ride home as well.”

 

“All batteries open fire!” Hortese ordered. The strike cruiser was already taking fire from the ork fleet, but at this stage it was light enough that the cruiser’s void shields were absorbing them all. However, this would not last forever and the orks had more than enough firepower massed here to destroy a lone strike cruiser. Reluctantly Hortese turned to Claudius.

“Something is troubling you?” the marine asked.
”Yes.” Hortese answered.
”You have come to the conclusion that we cannot hold against so many of the greenskin vessels?” Claudius said.

“Exactly. We can out manoeuvre them, but not evade them entirely or withstand their combined firepower. We must withdraw.”

“Yes captain you must.” Claudius agreed, “But I need you to give me some time yet.”
”Time? How much?” Hortese asked.
”Enough for me and my men to get aboard a drop pod.”

“A drop pod?” Hortese exclaimed, “But the planet is still more than three million kilometres away. Those things are designed to used from orbit.”

“Then my squad shall just have to be patient while we drift closer won’t we?” Claudius said and Hortese sighed.
”Very well captain. I’ll have the hangar bay prepare a pod for launch.” He said and Claudius turned and strode from the bridge.

 

The strike cruiser shuddered as Claudius’ squad entered the hangar deck. Ahead of them Deathwatch human serfs and half human servitors were finishing off the preparations to the teardrop shaped drop pod that would carry Captain Claudius and his nine fellow Deathwatch marines to Crasus Minor. Hortese had been correct when he had said that the cramped craft was designed only to be used from orbit and once launched the marines on board it would have absolutely no control over where it went.

“Take your positions and sound off.” Claudius ordered as he leapt into the drop pod and inserted his bolter into the clamp beside him.

“Vartus aye.”

“Mortium aye.”

“Greystorm aye.”

“Varrin aye.”

“Corrim aye.”

“Abram aye.”

“Slyder aye.”

“Prosnow aye.”

“Tenus aye.”

That made all nine of his men aboard and ready and Claudius activated the communication link between himself and the hangar control station.
”Squad aye.” He said, “Commence drop procedure.”

In an instant the sides of the drop pod folded up to seal the marines inside and it lurched. For a moment Claudius pondered as to whether this sudden movement was a result of another impact against the cruiser’s shields or hull or because the pod itself had shifted into the launch tube. But then he got his answer when the pod lurched into motion again only this time far more rapidly than before as it was ejected from the strike cruiser, aimed towards Crasus Minor.

The drop pod possessed no detection systems other than those meant for use as it came into land to keep it clear of obstacles on the ground and so as it flew through space the marines inside were effectively blind. All they could do was hope that in a battle between starships thousands of metres long a drop pod holding ten marines would be able to slip through unnoticed.

“Russ’s beard!” Greystorm exclaimed, “I’ll never get used to that.”

“Brother Greystorm, remember where you are.” Claudius cautioned him, “There will be no idle conversation while we wait to land.”

 

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