Waaargh! Hazug!

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A great deal of time and effort had been put into turning Jarr from an orphan with no living relatives into one of the galaxy’s foremost killers. Equipped with a custom manufactured rifle he had killed dozens of the Imperium’s enemies, but all that had changed on the world of Crasus Minor. Once an Imperial world it had been lost to the orks decades earlier and for a long time it had written off as lost. But readings of the Imperial Tarot had pointed to the world as a source of great evil that threatened the Imperium and so Jarr had been sent to prevent the world’s former governor from opening up a daemonic portal that would have seen the planet turned into a breach between realspace and the warp that the servants of chaos would be able to use to expand their influence into the Imperium of Man. Thanks to the unexpected assistance of some of Crasus Minor’s inhabitants, both human and ork, Jarr’s mission had been a success but not without cost. Jarr himself had been badly injured and despite almost three years of healing was no longer able to meet the physical requirements of an agent of the Officio Assassinorum. But the Imperium had other secretive agencies to defend its security and Jarr service had simply continued with one of those. The person who had sent Jarr to Crasus Minor in the first place, a man named Darien Rell now counted the former assassin amongst his personal agents and it was to this man that Jarr had now bee summoned.

He found Rell in a room with several other people, both men and women. Some of them were armoured as if for battle while others including Rell himself wore more casual clothing. Finally one other individual who sat away from the rest was just a silhouette, whoever this person was they did not want to be identified even by their peers and so made use of a rare example of holographic camouflage to conceal their features. The only common feature amongst all those present, except for the silhouette, was the badge all of them wore. A badge that consisted of a letter ‘I’ with three small horizontal lines crossing it.

The badge of the inquisition.

Inquisitors were dangerous individuals, trusted to deal with the gravest threats to humanity whether they came from within or without. Threats so grave that sometimes the only way to defeat them was to scour an entire planetary surface clean. Even if this meant slaughtering billions of innocents along the way.

“You summoned me inquisitor?” Jarr asked from the doorway.

“What is he doing here Darien?” a hooded inquisitor asked, his head turning towards Rell as he asked the question.

“I invited him.” Rell replied without taking his eyes off the large display that the inquisitors were clustered around. Then he waved Jarr closer, still keeping his attention focused on the display, “Come here Jarr.” He said but Jarr remained where he was, uncertain of how the other inquisitors would react, “I said come here.” Rell repeated sternly and Jarr stepped forwards, the inquisitors moving out of his way.

“This is inadvisable. He is not one of us.” A female inquisitor commented.

“You take risks Darien.” The hooded man then added, “Too many risks.”
”How is it a risk to have him see this?” Rell asked and he took a step backwards that allowed Jarr to see the display. It was split into two parts. The largest part showed a map of space that extended from the planet they were located on out towards the edge of the galaxy and Jarr saw that a section of this had been coloured red. Next to this were images taken by a variety of sources. Some were obviously pict-feeds from naval vessels, while others were taken on planetary surfaces. But no matter where they came from they all showed exactly the same thing, massive living creatures that were smashing their way through Imperial defences. Jarr had never encountered creatures such as these but he knew of them, many humans living in the eastern part of the galaxy now did despite the Inquisition’s best efforts to restrict such knowledge.

They were called tyrannids.

“How recent are these?” Jarr asked.

“The oldest is three years, the newest less than a week.” Rell told him, “The hive fleets are getting closer.”

“Plans are in place to stop them.” An armoured inquisitor said.

“Plans that won’t work.” Rell responded, “Not while we are threatened with another invasion that requires us to divide our forces.”

“We have discussed this before Darien.” A female inquisitor whose face showed signs of having been rebuild surgically on several occasions said, “The ork invasion will fail.”

“But not before causing extensive damage to at least a dozen systems. Systems with resources that would be better deployed against the tyrannids.” Rell pointed out, “My plan removes one threat while buying us time to respond to the other.”
”Your plan is reckless.” Another inquisitor said, “The orks are too savage to be negotiated with.”

“That is not true.” Rell replied and he turned to look at Jarr, “My acolyte survived being amongst them, even making direct contact with them.” He added and Jarr saw many of the other inquisitors now glaring at him.

“It is true.” He said, “My mission to assassinate Governor Highbalt succeeded only because of the assistance of the orks.”

“Assistance we should try to call upon once more.” Rell added, “Fellow inquisitors, we all know that the orks of Crassus Minor are preparing to launch an invasion that will undoubtedly head in our direction-“
”It could head for the tau.” A relatively young looking inquisitor interrupted, “They have come into conflict before.”

“The orks relish fighting,” Rell said, “and the simple truth is that they know that they will get a better fight out of us than the tau.”

It was then that the shadowy figure behind the holographic camouflage spoke up.

“But you really expect them to instead throw themselves into the path of the tyrannids just because we ask them to?” he asked.

“Perhaps it will not be quite that simple.” Rell replied, “But I believe that there is one among the orks that we can approach to try and persuade their chieftain to do just that.” Then he looked at Jarr again, “What did you say his name was?”

“Hazug. Hazug Throatslitter of the Blood Axe Clan.” Jarr replied.

 

Hazug Throatslitter of the Blood Axe Clan awoke to the sound of banging. This had become a common sound of late, originating from the construction going on around his home. However, it was far too early in the day for the gretchin builders to have arrived to start work yet, let alone the orks who would be required to do all of the heavier work involved in such a project. He realised that the source of the sound was his own front door and for a moment his hand reached for the pistol he kept by his bed. But then it struck him that anyone intending to attack would not knock first and he relaxed and rolled over. Hazug no longer answered his own front door, he had servants for that.

 

Salia and Sophie crept downstairs as whoever was outside banged on the front door again. Humans, the two young women were sisters and although they had often tried to explain the significance of this to Hazug but had never quite been successful given the manner in which orks reproduced by emitting spores that grew in patches of the fungus that they shared part of their biology with.

“Perhaps we should get our guns.” Salia suggested. The younger of the pair she had been in Hazug’s service only about half as long as Sophie, “Or Mayleth.”

“Mayleth would just tell us to go away.” Sophie replied, “Don’t worry, Hazug won’t let anything happen to us. I’m certain of it.” And she continued to creep down the stairs. Just as the pair reached the bottom there was a creaking sound and the cupboard beneath the stairs opened to reveal the grime-covered face of a gretchin as it peered out from under the stairs.
”Wot’s ‘appenin’ gits?” the creature hissed.

“Someone’s at the door Ratish.” Sophie replied, ”Why didn’t you answer it?”

“Answerin’ doors is git’s work.” Ratish replied and Salia grinned.

“Ha!” she exclaimed, “So you admit that Hazug needs us around.”

“Never!” Ratish shouted, “Master not need any gits. Master just need Ratish. Ratish can do everythin’ master needs ‘im to.”

“So answer the door.” Sophie said right before there was another pounding on it and all three of Hazug’s servants shuddered.
”Dat’s git work.” Ratish snapped before he disappeared back under the stairs where he slept and pulled the cupboard door shut behind him.

“I guess we’re answering the door then.” Salia said.

“I am.” Sophie replied, “You stay back there and if there’s trouble go and get Hazug and Mayleth.”

Salia nodded in reply as her older sister stepped up the front door and opened it.

“Where’s da git lover?” the large ork standing in the street outside bellowed as he looked down at Sophie. Orks that grew to be this size were known as nobs and they formed the leadership of the species. From the yellow and blue pattern of his clothing she could tell that he was a member of the Bad Moon Clan. The orks of the Bad Moons grew teeth at a faster rate than any of the other clans and since orks used their shed teeth as currency that made them the wealthiest of the clans. Members often tended towards trading occupations and this nob was no exception. Sophie recognised him as the leader of a trading caravan that Hazug had once purchased a trained attack squig from that Sophie had promptly named Cuddles.

“Kobar?” she said and he grinned.
”So ya ‘eard of me den?” he asked, ” Of course ya ‘ave. Everyone wot’s anyone knows Kobar’s Bloody Great Bargains.” And he stepped back and directed an arm towards the row of massive creatures known as squiggoths that were used as transport by his trade caravan. Right now many of the orks from the caravan were taking an interest in the construction work going on, though it was far from being complete it was obvious that a wall was being built to fortify several buildings in the area, Hazug’s home included. As Sophie watched she saw a gretchin wander up behind one of the beasts just at the moment it released its bowels and the nearby orks roared with laughter as the screaming gretchin was buried. Then Kobar remembered why he was here, “So where is ‘e den? Da git lover?” ‘Git lover’ was a term of abuse used by the other ork clans to describe the Blood Axes. Of all the clans only the Blood Axes dealt with humans on anything approaching an equal basis while the rest would do so only from a position of absolute power. Sophie had heard Hazug called the name often and knew that it was not one he appreciated.
”He’s still in bed.” Sophie replied and she looked round at Salia who still stood waiting on the stairs, “Salia, could you go and-“ but before she could finish Ratish burst out from beneath the stairs and pushed his way past Salia.

“Master!” he yelled, “Dare’s a Bad Moon to see ya. It’s dat Kobar. Ratish bring ya da message.”

Then there was the sound of Hazug getting out of bed and heavy footfalls as he came downstairs.
”Wotcha want?” he asked Kobar when he saw him.
”Got somethin’ for ya.” Kobar answered and Hazug frowned.

“I aint buyin’.” He said, “I never does any shoppin’ dis early in da day.”

“I aint sellin’ either.” Kobar replied, “Not unless dare’s any of me fine merchandise wot catches ya eye dat is. I is ‘ere cause – cause, ‘ang on a mo.” He continued and then he looked around, “Grot! Light!” he bellowed and a gretchin came rushing over carrying a long candle.
”Ready master.” The gretchin said as he held the candle up behind Kobar at about waist height.

“Salia cover your nose and mouth!” Sophie snapped as she clamped her hands over her face just as Kobar emitted a sudden blast of flatulence and there was a flash of green flame.

“That’s vile!” Salia exclaimed as she too covered her nose and mouth.

“Excellent one master.” the gretchin said.

“Yeah, it was.” Kobar agreed.

“Why is ya ‘ere Kobar?” Hazug asked.
”Me caravan stopped at one of da git farms,” Kobar replied. Apart from the sizeable population of humans that lived in their own area of the ork city known as Git Town there were many other smaller human settlements spread across the continent that supplied the orks with food in exchange for protection and tools that they could not manufacture themselves, “and dey said dat dey was ‘avin’ trouble with wildboys nickin’ dare animals.” Wildboys were generally recently born orks that had yet to find their way to civilisation and they presented the greatest threat to the human farmers whose role in ork society they did not understand. Instead they saw them simply as targets for attack. When the humans reported their existence to the orks of the caravans they would hunt down the wildboys and bring them back to the city.

“So wot d’ya need me for?” Hazug asked, “Can’t ya ‘andle a few wildboys on ya own?”

“Oh we caught ‘em alright.” Kobar told him, “But dey kept givin’ us da slip and ‘idin’ so we ‘ad to use grots to find ‘em.”

Hazug frowned. This was unusual behaviour for wildboys. Even once introduced into a modern society orks struck targets directly and openly and if they withdrew they did not do so stealthily. With the exception of one clan that was.

“Bring ‘em!” Kobar yelled in the direction of one of the squiggoths and another ork began to shout and wave to someone out of sight. Then moments later a group of orks came wandering around the squiggoth, all of them gazing around as if everything they were seeing now was something they were seeing for the first time. Which of course it was, these were the wildboys that the human farmers had reported. Like most wildboys these wore simple loincloths but in addition to that they were covered all over in mud. This was not something left on their skin from when they had dug their way out of the underground pods in which they had grown but was something done deliberately to help them conceal themselves. Together with the behaviour they had apparently exhibited there was only one conclusion Hazug could draw and he grinned.
”What’s going on?” Salia asked as she watched the mud covered orks approach.

“Dey is Blood Axes.” Hazug said. For years now he had been the only one of his clan on the planet, but now that looked to have changed.

“Dat’s wot I reckoned as well.” Kobar said, “So dey aint my problem no more. Dey is ya’s.”

“Hazug they’ll get mud everywhere.” Sophie protested just as the first of the wildboys was about to step through the front door.

“Yeah.” Hazug agreed. He saw no problem with mud inside since it could be swept up, but he had learned that Salia and Sophie preferred it when the house was kept as clean as possible without their intervention, “Take ‘em round da back Ratish.” He added and then he looked at Salia, “Go get Mayleth.” He said, “Tell ‘er to bring Rhia.” Then he looked back at Kobar, “So where was dis farm exactly?” he asked.

“Ah, well if it’s information ay is after den maybe we should be talkin’ about me fee.” Kobar replied with a grin and Hazug pulled a tooth from the pouch on his belt and held it up in front of Kobar.

“Good enough for ya?” he asked.

“Dat’ll do nicely.” Kobar said, snatching the tooth away.

 

A dozen orks sat around the fire they had constructed in the clearing at the centre of a natural rock formation, each one holding out a stick that had a small squig impaled on the end. The tiny creatures squealed as the orks held them over the flame to cook them while still alive. Then there was a sudden ‘snap’ and one of them stood up.
”Wot was dat?” he asked as he looked around.

“Nothin’ Gharrit. Sit down and ‘ave ya breakfast.” Another replied.

“I’m tellin’ ya dat dare’s somethin’ out dare.” Gharrit said and he tossed his partially cooked food to the ground and bent down to pick up his rifle. But just as he laid a hand on the weapon a figure covered in a hooded cloak burst out from amongst the rocks and hurled himself at Gharrit, knocking him from his feet and sending the pair tumbling across the ground.
”Ambush!” another of the orks shouted and all of them reached for their rifles just as more of the hooded figures ran from between the rocks.

There were shots as some of the orks were able to fire before their mysterious attackers reached them and lunged at them empty handed. One let out a screech as his intended target managed to get off one last shot that struck him in the shoulder. The figure hit the ground short of the ork with the rifle. The ork kicked at the injured figure at his feet, lining his rifle up for a headshot to finish him off. But at the moment that his boot made contact with the figure a clawed arm unexpectedly emerged from beneath the cloak and slashed at his leg. With a scream he fell, his finger tightening on the trigger of his rifle and firing off the rest of the magazine.

Gharrit saw this happen and confused by what he had just seen he pulled one hand free of his opponent’s grip and swiftly pulled down his hood before he could react. There he saw what looked vaguely like an ork face, but its head was more bulbous and the skin had a slight bluish tone to it. Then as the strange looking ork opened hissed at Gharrit he saw that he had a mouth filled with larger than normal teeth. Then all of a sudden an impossibly long tongue lashed out and struck Gharrit in the neck.

Gharrit’s eyes widened and then he relaxed as his attacker released him and stood up. Then Gharrit became aware of an ork wearing the distinctive blue of the Death Skulls Clan.

“Geddup.” The Death Skull told him and while his comrade still struggled against their attackers Gharrit got to his feet and looked at the newcomer, “I is Graffgan and ya is one of us now.” The Death skull added and he looked around to where more orks had appeared behind him. Further behind them a creature slightly larger than a typical ork stood, hunched over it rested two clawed arms on the ground while two more conventional ones hung by its side, “Dey is in charge.” Graffgan told Gharrit as they both stared at the creature.

“Yeah.” Gharrit replied, “I can ‘ear it in me ‘ead.”

 

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